sorry white people but if you dont support mike brown & the people of fergusons’ protests in 2014 you probably wouldnt have supported abolition in the 1800s or civil rights movements in the 1960s & having the ability to recognize something as morally justified in hindsight something that has already been accepted by the mainstream as morally justified is nice for u but on all practical levels useless to everyone else
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?
Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
I’M SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT THIS WHOLE GODDAMN ICLOUD THING
I’M MAD BECAUSE YOU KNOW DAMN WELL PEOPLE ARE GONNA TURN AROUND AND BLAME THE GIRLS AND SAY THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE TAKEN THOSE PICTURES. WELL NEWS FUCKING FLASH WOMEN HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO DOCUMENT THEIR BODIES. THE ONLY BAD PERSON IN THE SITUATION IS EITHER A) THE TOOLBAG WHO DECIDED TO BE MR. MASTER HACKER AND LEAK THE PHOTOS OR B) THE TOOLBAG WHO RECEIVED THE PHOTOS IN CONFIDENCE AND THOUGHT “YEAH THE WORLD WILL LOVE TO SEE THESE”.
THIS IS NOT THE WOMEN’S FAULT. IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THE NUDES I AM UNFOLLOWING AND BLOCKING YOU, END OF FUCKING STORY.
Today everyone is grumpy. Lilly was up from 12-3 am because of a thunderstorm and she slept in mommy’s bed. And in the middle of the night I had a dream that lilly woke me up and told me she will keep moving foreward until she falls off the bed so I shoot up and look for her and she’s cuddling with me. Weird dreams are weird. And now we’re on our way to the lake to ride uncle Eric’s boat. And mommy might take the jet skis out. Also lilly is a gossipy baby. She keeps telling me about all of her friends pooting. I wish it wasn’t hilarious but its killing me. Today will be good even if I have to drag everyone along.