1. thepondsaregone:

    thorinoakenbutt:

    castielandpie:

    poryqon:

    it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

    I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

    For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

    WHAT

    (via willamsherlockscottholmes)

    3 hours ago  /  75,470 notes  /  Source: poryqon

  2. mothermice said: I wish you could set up a recording video waiting for the neighbors I want to see the ruined clothes!

    babiesandsweatpants:

    Lol I don’t think I’ll ever be able to catch them in action. I sort of wish we had a peep hole for the back of the building though so I could see when they were going down there so I could check.

    I should have made a line on the bottle so I would at least know when they used it.

    I’m so anxious.

    Me too be hey weight difference right?

    4 hours ago  /  4 notes  /  Source: babiesandsweatpants

  3. kidsraisingkids:

When she wakes up from a nap - she looks like a Disney Princess. When I wake up from a nap - I look like Jabba the Hutt -__-

    kidsraisingkids:

    When she wakes up from a nap - she looks like a Disney Princess. When I wake up from a nap - I look like Jabba the Hutt -__-

    (via mommyofkey)

    4 hours ago  /  729 notes  /  Source: kidsraisingkids

  4. The gun “accidentally” went off. The killer is “coincidentally” white. The dead woman is “unfortunately” black. These murders “oddly” keep happening. It’s all an “accident”, a “coincidence”, “unfortunate”, like slavery & Jim Crow & the KKK & the prison industrial complex & racist drug laws & police brutality.
    – Remi Kanazi  (via yungdragula)

    (via yungdragula)

    4 hours ago  /  14,586 notes  /  Source: facebook.com

  5. lisajenelle:

victran:

Me as a parent

I shouldn’t have laughed at this

    lisajenelle:

    victran:

    Me as a parent

    I shouldn’t have laughed at this

    4 hours ago  /  60,824 notes  /  Source: gifak-net

  6. lisajenelle:

victran:

Me as a parent

I shouldn’t have laughed at this

    lisajenelle:

    victran:

    Me as a parent

    I shouldn’t have laughed at this

    4 hours ago  /  60,824 notes  /  Source: gifak-net

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  8. naturalmomma:

    For anyone looking for good erotic novels similar to Fifty Shades but without the abusive overtones, check out the Crossfire novels. Highly recommend.

    6 hours ago  /  17 notes  /  Source: naturalmomma

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    7 hours ago  /  276,247 notes  /  Source: micdotcom

  10. so funny story…

    wild—rumpus:

    …it might really be twins.

    So funny and very true story. My aunt who is an active part of my life and is a real person gave birth to twins. But here’s the funny part at 41 weeks my aunt gave birth to twin girls each weighing 9 lbs without even knowing she was having twins none of her doctors knew she was having twins because they had the same heart beat and were laying on to of each other they even started to sew her back up from her cesarean after pulling out the first baby before realizing there was a second baby in there. Twins are weird.

    8 hours ago  /  21 notes  /  Source: wild--rumpus

  11. I just hand washed a cloth diaper. These things are ridiculous omg but they’re too cute D’: but I’ve never hand washed anything other than dishes in my entire life so… let’s hope to me doing this right.

    9 hours ago  /  2 notes

  12. The cool thing is is that I dont even have time to date if I wanted to.

    12 hours ago  /  3 notes

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    12 hours ago  /  43,117 notes  /  Source: jovianprincess

  14. humansofnewyork:

I asked him for his photo. He stared at me for a few seconds, then felt my forehead with the back of his hand, then stared at me for a few more seconds, then said: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

    humansofnewyork:

    I asked him for his photo. He stared at me for a few seconds, then felt my forehead with the back of his hand, then stared at me for a few more seconds, then said: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

    15 hours ago  /  4,694 notes  /  Source: humansofnewyork

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