white girls are having a crisis, y’all.
Scotland. The country that rejected its own independence.
this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.
What the fuck yo
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I AM SCREAMING.
HOW MUCH IRONY CAN YOU CRAM INTO THIS SITUATION?????????? HONESTLY??????????
I CAN’T STOP PICTURING THORIN HAVING THE HUGEST MOST STUPID CRUSH ON BILBO AFTER HE SAVES THEM FROM THRANDUIL’S DUNGEONS LIKE HE STARTED LIKING HIM AFTER BILBO SAVED HIM FROM AZOG BUT IT WAS JUST CEMENTED HARDCORE AFTER MIRKWOOD SO HE’S JUST STUMBLING ALL OVER HIMSELF TRYING TO TALK TO BILBO AND IMPRESS HIM AND BE NEAR HIM SO WHEN BILBO ASKS WHERE THEY ARE THORIN NEARLY TRIPS RUNNING UP TO HIM THEN REAL SMOOTH,
"This, Master Baggins… is the world of men."
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP
aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating